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చేసాడు.
అ: హాయ్ బేబీ!
ఆ: హలో స్వీట్ హార్ట్ !
అ: ఎక్కడున్నావు రా?
ఆ: నేను మా డాడీ తో జర్నీ లో ఉన్నాను.
అ: ఆహా! ఎక్కడేంటీ?
ఆ: మా నాన్న , నేను ఆయన BMW కార్ లో షాపింగ్

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అచలపతీ- ఆరంజికోటూ


ఆ రోజు సాయంత్రం క్లబ్బులో జరగబోయే పార్టీ గురించి తలుచుకొంటేనే పొద్దుట్నుంచీ  ఆనందంగా ఉంది. నా ఆనందాన్ని మాటల్లో వ్యక్తపరిస్తే ఎలా ఉంటుందాని ఆలోచించి చూస్తే ఇంగ్లీషులో  'ఐయామ్‌ ఆన్‌  క్లౌడ్‌ నైౖన్‌' అనిపించింది.  అద్దానికి  తెలుగు  మాట ఏమిటాని ఆలోచిస్తే ఏమీ కనబడలేదు. పరభాషా పదాలను, భావాలనూ  ఎడాపెడా  పుణికి  పుచ్చుకునే  ప్రక్రియలో మన తెలుగు భాష ఈ మధ్య  వెనుకబడిందా అనిపించింది. నాలాటి వాళ్లే పూనుకొని తెలుగు పరిధిని విస్తృతం  చేయక  తప్పదు.  'అతను ప్రస్తుతం తొమ్మిదో మేఘం మీద ఉన్నాడు, రేపు దశాహం.' అని  రాసేస్తే సరి.

ఆనందంగానే  అచలపతిని  పిలిచేను, ''చూడు, సాయంత్రం క్లబ్బులో పార్టీకీ టైలరు నుండి సూట్‌ తీసుకొచ్చి రెడీ చెయ్యి'' అన్నాను.

అచలపతి అతివినయంగా ''తప్పకుండా సర్‌, సూట్‌ అంటే ఏ కలర్‌  సూట్‌ సర్‌?''

తెలియనట్టు అడుగుతున్నా  అతనికంతా  తెలుసునని నాకు తెలుసు.  ఆ గుడ్డలు కొన్నప్పుడే ఆ నారింజ పండు రంగు కోటుకు, వంగపండు రంగు పాంటుకు పొత్తు కుదరదని అచలపతి సూచించినా, నేను పట్టుపట్టి అవే కొన్నాను. ఆ రంగుల పేర్లు ఉచ్చరించేటప్పుడైనా ఏవగింపు  కలిగి ఆ  బట్టలు వద్దంటానని  అచలపతి దురుద్దేశ్యం కాబోలు.

Some Ladies were Sitting

Some Ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. I was observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly.

One day I observed everybody was silent. There must be some Serious issue or Incidents Happened.

So I went to one Lady and ask, Why everybody is Silent Today?

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100 | Creating Custom, User Defined Exception Class

100 | Creating Custom, User Defined Exception Class

99 | C++ Nested Try Catch statements | Re throwing Exceptions

99 | C++ Nested Try Catch statements | Re throwing Exceptions

98 | Functions Throwing Exceptions

98 | Functions Throwing Exceptions

97 | Multiple Catch Blocks | Catching All Exceptions in C++

97 | Multiple Catch Blocks | Catching All Exceptions in C++

96 | Available C++ Standard Exception Classes / Types and using them

96 | Available C++ Standard Exception Classes / Types and using them

95 | Introduction to Exception Handling | try, catch and throw

95 | Introduction to Exception Handling | try, catch and throw

94 | Rules and Restrictions for Operator Overloading in C++

94 | Rules and Restrictions for Operator Overloading in C++

93 | Overloading Arrow Operator | Class Member Access Operator

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92 | Overloading C++ Function Call Operator ( )

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91 | Overloading Special [ ] C++ Array Subscript Operator

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90 | Overloading Increment and Decrement Operators in Postfix form

90 | Overloading Increment and Decrement Operators in Postfix form

88 | Overloading Short Hand Operators | Operator Function as Friend Function

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87 | Overloading "-" Operator | Define Operator Function outside Class definition

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86 | C++ Operator Overloading Introduction | "+" Operator

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85 | Local Classes in C++

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84 | Nested Classes or Inner classes in CPP

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83 | Diamond problem in OOPS, Solution using Virtual Inheritance with Example

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82 | C++ Pure Virtual Functions, Abstract Classes

82 | C++ Pure Virtual Functions, Abstract Classes

81 | Virtual Function | Inherited Attributes, Hierarchical Nature

81 | Virtual Function | Inherited Attributes, Hierarchical Nature

80 | Polymorphism in C++ and Virtual Functions / Methods

80 | Polymorphism in C++ and Virtual Functions / Methods

79 | Calling Methods Using Base Class Type

79 | Calling Methods Using Base Class Type

78 | C++ this Keyword | Pointer

78 | C++ this Keyword | Pointer

77 | Accessing the Overridden Methods

77 | Accessing the Overridden Methods

76 | C++ Overriding Base Class Methods in Derived Class

76 | C++ Overriding Base Class Methods in Derived Class

75 | Calling and Passing Values to Base Class Constructor in Derived Class

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74 | C++ Multiple Inheritance Explained

74 | C++ Multiple Inheritance Explained

73 | Order of Execution of Constructors and Destructors in Inheritance

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72 | Changing Access Level of Base Class Members in Derived Class

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71 | Private Inheritance in C++

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70 | Protected Inheritance in C++ | Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

70 | Protected Inheritance in C++ | Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

69 | Public Inheritance in C++ | Object Oriented Programming Video Tutoria

69 | Public Inheritance in C++ | Object Oriented Programming Video Tutoria

68 | C++ Access Controle and Inheritance | Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

68 | C++ Access Controle and Inheritance | Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

67 | C++ Protected Access Modifier in Classes | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

67 | C++ Protected Access Modifier in Classes | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

66 | Inheritance, Poly Morphism | Introduction | CPP OOPS Video Tutorial

66 | Inheritance, Poly Morphism | Introduction | CPP OOPS Video Tutoria

65 | Friend Function | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

65 | Friend Function | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

64 | C++ Static Methods in Classes | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

64 | C++ Static Methods in Classes | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

63 | C++ Static Variables | Static Members in Class | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

63 | C++ Static Variables | Static Members in Class | CPP Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorial

62 | C++ Destructors to Release Resources with example | CPP Object Oriented Programming Tutorial

62 | C++ Destructors to Release Resources with example | CPP Object Oriented Programming Tutorial

61 | Destructors in a Class | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

61 | Destructors in a Class | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

60 | Default Class Constructor Parameters | C++ OOPS Video Tutorials for Beginners

60 | Default Class Constructor Parameters | C++ OOPS Video Tutorials for Beginners

59 | Overloading Class Constructors | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

59 | Overloading Class Constructors | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

58 | Class Constructors | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

58 | Class Constructors | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

57 | Private Access Specifier | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

57 | Private Access Specifier | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

56 | Scope Resolution Operator | Defining Methods outside Class definition in C++ | Video Tutorials

56 | Scope Resolution Operator | Defining Methods outside Class definition in C++ | Video Tutorials

55 | Creating Objects from a Class in Different Ways | C++ Object Oriented Programming Tutorials

55 | Creating Objects from a Class in Different Ways | C++ Object Oriented Programming Tutorials

54 | C++ OOPS Video Tutorials for Beginners | Class Properties, Methods, Members

54 | C++ OOPS Video Tutorials for Beginners | Class Properties, Methods, Members

53 | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners | Introducing Classes, Objects

53 | C++ Object Oriented Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners | Introducing Classes, Objects

52 | Function Overloading in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

52 | Function Overloading in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

51 | Recursive Function and Recursion in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

51 | Recursive Function and Recursion in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

50 | Introduction to Strings in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

50 | Introduction to Strings in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

49 | For Each Loop | Range Based For Loop | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

49 | For Each Loop | Range Based For Loop | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

48 | Automatic Type Deduction C++11 Feature | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

48 | Automatic Type Deduction C++11 Feature | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

47 | Avoiding Dangling Pointer Reference in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

47 | Avoiding Dangling Pointer Reference in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

58 C Programming Tutorial - 58 - Pass by Reference vs Pass by Value

C Programming Tutorial - 58 - Pass by Reference vs Pass by Value

57 C Programming Tutorial - 57 - Return Values

C Programming Tutorial - 57 - Return Values

56 C Programming Tutorial - 56 - Passing Arguments to Functions

C Programming Tutorial - 56 - Passing Arguments to Functions

55 C Programming Tutorial - 55 - Global vs Local Variables

C Programming Tutorial - 55 - Global vs Local Variables

54 C Programming Tutorial - 54 - Functions

C Programming Tutorial - 54 - Functions

53 C Programming Tutorial - 53 - Random File Access

C Programming Tutorial - 53 - Random File Access

52 C Programming Tutorial - 52 - Append to File

C Programming Tutorial - 52 - Append to File

46 | Dynamically Allocating Arrays Depending on User Input in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

46 | Dynamically Allocating Arrays Depending on User Input in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

45 | New and Delete Operators in C++ | Dynamic Memory Allocation | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

45 | New and Delete Operators in C++ | Dynamic Memory Allocation | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

44 | Introduction to Unions in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

44 | Introduction to Unions in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

43 | C++ Sizeof Operator with Variables, Data types, Structures, Unions | CPP Video Tutorial

43 | C++ Sizeof Operator with Variables, Data types, Structures, Unions | CPP Video Tutorial

42 | Accessing C++ Nested Structure Members using Arrow Operator | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

42 | Accessing C++ Nested Structure Members using Arrow Operator | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

41 | Nested Structures and C++ Dot Operator | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

41 | Nested Structures and C++ Dot Operator | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

40 | Passing Structure to Functions by Value, Reference | C++ Video Tutorials For Beginners

40 | Passing Structure to Functions by Value, Reference | C++ Video Tutorials For Beginners

39 | Arrow Operator with Pointers to Access Structure Members | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

39 | Arrow Operator with Pointers to Access Structure Members | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

38 | Introduction to Structures in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

38 | Introduction to Structures in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

37 | Array Ranges in Functions with Example in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

37 | Array Ranges in Functions with Example in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

36 | Const Keyword with Functions and Arrays in C++ with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

36 | Const Keyword with Functions and Arrays in C++ with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

35 | Relationship between Arrays and Pointers in C++ with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

35 | Relationship between Arrays and Pointers in C++ with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

34 | Pass by Reference in C++ with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

34 | Pass by Reference in C++ with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

33 | Passing an Array to a Function in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

33 | Passing an Array to a Function in C++ | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

32 | Introduction to C++ Pointers | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

32 | Introduction to C++ Pointers | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

31 | Address operator in C++ | & Operator | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

31 | Address operator in C++ | & Operator | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

30 | C++ Multiple Return Statements in Functions | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

30 | C++ Multiple Return Statements in Functions | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

29 | C++ Switch Statement with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

29 | C++ Switch Statement with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

28 | C++ Continue Statement with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

28 | C++ Continue Statement with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

27 | C++ Break Statement with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

27 | C++ Break Statement with Example | CPP Programming Video Tutorials

26 | C++ Scope | Local, Global Variable Scopes | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners |

26 | C++ Scope | Local, Global Variable Scopes | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners |

25 | C++ Inline Function | Inline Keyword | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

25 | C++ Inline Function | Inline Keyword | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

24 | C++ Default Function Parameters | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

24 | C++ Default Function Parameters | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

23 | CPP Function Parameters | Returning Values from Functions | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

23 | CPP Function Parameters | Returning Values from Functions | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

22 | Introduction to CPP Functions | Subroutines | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

22 | Introduction to CPP Functions | Subroutines | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

21 | 2 and Dimensional and Multidimensional Arrays in CPP | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

21 | 2 and Dimensional and Multidimensional Arrays in CPP | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

20 | Introduction to ARRAYS in CPP | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

20 | Introduction to ARRAYS in CPP | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

19 | CPP For Loop with Example | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

19 | CPP For Loop with Example | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

18 | CPP Do While Loop with Example | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

18 | CPP Do While Loop with Example | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners

17 | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners | While Loop | Introduction to Looping in CPP

17 | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners | While Loop | Introduction to Looping in CPP

16 | C++ Ternary Operator (Conditional Operator) | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

16 | C++ Ternary Operator (Conditional Operator) | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

15 | C++ Logical and Comparison Operators | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

15 | C++ Logical and Comparison Operators | CPP Video Tutorials for Beginners

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13 | C++ Video Tutorials for Beginners | CPP IF ELSE | Conditional Statement

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12 | C++ Modulus, Short-Hand Operators | CPP Video Tutorial for Beginners

12 | C++ Modulus, Short-Hand Operators | CPP Video Tutorial for Beginners

11 | C++ Increment and Decrement Operators | CPP Programming Video Tutorial

11 | C++ Increment and Decrement Operators | CPP Programming Video Tutorial

10 | C++ Arithmetic Operators | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

10 | C++ Arithmetic Operators | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

09 | C++ Comments | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

09 | C++ Comments | CPP Programming Video Tutorials for Beginners

08 | Cin in C++ for Receiving User, Console Input | CPP Programming Video Tutorial

08 | Cin in C++ for Receiving User, Console Input | CPP Programming Video Tutorial

07 | C++ Console Output with Cout | CPP Programming Tutorial for Beginners

07 | C++ Console Output with Cout | CPP Programming Tutorial for Beginners

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C Programming Tutorial - 51 - How to Read Files

50 C Programming Tutorial - 50 - Writing Files in C

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49 C Programming Tutorial - 49 - Structures

C Programming Tutorial - 49 - Structures

48 C Programming Tutorial - 48 - Creating an Expandable Program using the Heap

C Programming Tutorial - 48 - Creating an Expandable Program using the Heap

47 C Programming Tutorial - 47 - The Heap

C Programming Tutorial - 47 - The Heap

46 CProgramming Tutorial - 46 - Problems with String Lengths

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45 C Programming Tutorial - 45 - Strings and Pointers

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